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About Newcastle

The apps tho, they’re a circus—clowns galore. Profiles full of “DTF” and bad selfies. Funniest bit? Some twat wrote “looking for soulmate” but can’t spell “soul.” I’m cackling, picturing Boonmee’s monkey ghosts swiping for a root. Oh, and the sexting—christ, it’s like “show me ya bits” in five secs flat. Used to be you’d buy a pint first, now it’s straight to “wanna fk?” Annoys me, that—where’s the bloody charm?

By hook or by crook

As the sun starts to set, I get a call about another claim. This time, it’s a house fire on West View. I rush over, and it’s chaos. Firefighters everywhere, and the smell of smoke is thick. I see the homeowner, a young woman, crying. My heart sinks. I can’t imagine losing everything like that. I try to comfort her, but what do you say? “Hey, it’ll be fine”? Ugh, it’s tough.

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