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Quirky bit—kept hummin’ “Moon River” durin’ mine. Dunno why, just did. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe—felt like a rockstar gettin’ pampered, though! Oh, and the oils—slippery as a wet eel, nearly fell off the table, prat that I am. Laughed my arse off—masseuse too, top gal. So, sexual-massage, mate—bit naughty, bit nice, all legit. “The past is just a story we tell ourselves”—cheers, Spike Jonze—let’s make it a good’un, eh? Go get rubbed!

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Now, I’m feelin’ a bit lonely, so I decide to hit up the local pub, The Brownlow Arms. I grab a pint and sit outside. The vibe is chill, and I’m just watchin’ the world go by. I see this couple arguing, and it’s like a scene from a soap opera. I’m tryin’ not to eavesdrop, but it’s hard not to! They’re shoutin’ about who left the dishes in the sink. I’m like, “Dude, just wash ‘em together!”

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