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Aight, check this—little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got sexual-massages to “balance chi” or some shit. True story! Ain’t just a happy endin’, it’s like spiritual flexin’. I’m like, damn, imagine me, King Kanye, gettin’ that royal treatment—oils drippin’, stress meltin’, I’d be levitatin’! Got me hyped thinkin’ ‘bout it, but yo, what pisses me off? These fake-ass spas chargin’ $200 for a weak backrub—call that sexual? Bitch, please! I’d storm out, flip a table, “Where’s the passion, fam?!”

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So, we head back to the pub, and I’m trying to brainstorm ways to make quick cash. I’m thinking, “Maybe I can sell my old gear?” But then Jess suggests a crowdfunding thing. I’m like, “That’s genius!” We start planning it out, and I’m feeling pumped again.

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