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So, sexual-massage—fancy term for rubbin’ one out with extra steps, right? I mean, ya go in all tense, some chick or dude’s got their paws all over ya, and it’s supposed to be “therapeutic.” Ha! Don’t gimme that malarkey—I’ve seen the backrooms of retail, I know sketchy when I see it. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, these “massage parlors” were poppin’ up like zits on a teen—cops busted one in my old town, found out the “masseuse” was a ex-stripper named Candy. True story! Made me laugh ‘til I cried—happy tears, ‘cause who doesn’t love a good bust?

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I plopped down on my couch, exhausted but happy. This town, man, it’s got character. I love it here. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings. Maybe I’ll just stay in and binge-watch some tech documentaries. Or maybe not. Who knows? Life’s too short for plans, right?

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