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So, check it—I’m obsessed with this junker. Late ‘90s model, probs 1997, piece of shit but *iconic*. Boxy lil’ hatchback, screamin’ “I ain’t got no money!” My boy had one, swore it ran on vibes and duct tape. Fact: they made like 13 million of these bad boys worldwide—Ford was slingin’ ‘em like hotcakes! But here’s the tea—nobody gives a fuck about ‘em now. Junkyards full of ‘em, rustin’ away, sad as hell. Makes me mad, yo—why sleep on this legend?

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