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First off, I’m the Program Director, right? So, I’m supposed to be all organized and stuff. But nah, not today. I’m running late, as usual. I sprint down the street, past the old St. Joseph’s Church on the corner of Church Street. That place is ancient, like, it’s been there since the 1800s or something. I always think about how many secrets those walls hold.

Stoppage time winners results in County Cup progress for Barnoldswick