Evelyn Ashford Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this—back in Victorian times, whores had secret codes. Like, wearin’ a red ribbon meant “I’m busy,” or some crap. Clever! Little tricks to survive. Makes ya wonder—what’s the modern version? Apps? Tweets? “Swipe right for a quickie”? Hilarious! I’m over here, fumblin’ with my phone, and they’re runnin’ a damn empire. Infuriating—why’m I so useless?

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As I’m munching away, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going back and forth, and I’m just trying to enjoy my food. I mean, can’t a person eat in peace? But then, the guy says something that cracks me up. He’s like, “You always do this!” And I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re in Ashford. Chill out!”

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