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Yo, so I’m an ichthyologist, right? Fish geek Elon here, dissectin’ slimy critters daily. But sexual-massage? That’s a curveball, fam! Not talkin’ human rubdowns—nah, this is fishy business. Some fish, like salmon, get freaky with it. They do this vibin’ dance, massagin’ each other’s scales. It’s their version of Netflix n’ chill. Technical term? “Courtship friction dynamics.” Sounds like a SpaceX project, lol.

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So, I hop on my bike, right? Zooming down the High Street, dodging pedestrians like I’m in some sort of video game. People everywhere, grabbing their morning coffee from Costa, chatting away. I swear, if I had a quid for every time someone bumped into me, I’d be rich.

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