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About Vasteras

Oi, you donkey! Sexual-massage, right? I’m the bloody prison warden, and I’ve seen some shit, but this—THIS—is next level! Like, imagine me, stuck in this grim-ass joint, thinkin’ ‘bout somethin’ soft, sensual, like in “The Pianist”—you know, that scene where Szpilman’s hands glide over them keys, pure poetry, “What do you think I am, an animal?!” Well, swap them keys for a body, mate—oiled up, slow rubs, tension meltin’ away like a fuckin’ dream! I’d kill for that after dealin’ with these numbskulls all day!

The Battle of North Kankyo-Do

Consulting manager and Client relations manager at Segelstads Rehab. Segelstads Rehab AB Umeå universitet.

Finally, the auditors show up. They’re all serious, wearing suits like they’re about to take over the world. I’m sweating bullets. But then, one of them, a guy named Erik, starts cracking jokes. I’m like, “Wait, are we in a comedy club or what?” Turns out, he’s from Loevgaerdet too! Small world, right? We bond over our love for the city. He even mentions the old clock tower on Rådhusgatan. I mean, who doesn’t love that thing?