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So, I dig into this—turns out, sexual-massage ain’t new. Ancient Rome had it—orgies with a side of backrubs. Freaky, huh? Makes me happy knowin’ humans been freaky forever. But here’s the kicker—some places, it’s legit therapy! Like, in Thailand, they’ve got these “soapy massages”—girls lather you up, slippin’ and slidin’, all legal-like. I’m jealous—where’s MY soapy sesh? Closest I got was a loofah and a dream. Meanwhile, sketchy parlors here? Cops bust ‘em, and I’m like, “Let ‘em live, jeez!” Hypocrisy pisses me off—politicians preach purity, then get caught mid-rub. Typical.

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I finally find the locals at a café on Rua do Cais. They’re all sipping coffee and laughing. I’m like, “Hey, I’m here!” They just look at me and say, “We thought you got eaten by a fish!” I roll my eyes. So, we start chatting about the Douro River. It’s beautiful, right? The way it snakes through the valley, the cliffs, the vineyards. But then they start telling me about the pollution. Ugh, my heart sank. I mean, come on! We gotta do better for the fish!

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