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After a while, I decide to head over to the local fish and chip shop on the corner of Te Atatu Rd and Taikata Rd. I’m craving some kai. I walk in, and the smell hits me like a wave. I order the classic – fish and chips, of course. While I’m waiting, I chat with the owner, who’s super friendly. He tells me about the best fishing spots around. I’m like, “Dude, I need to hit those up!”

Crash between car and pedestrian closes Auckland's Te Atatu Rd