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About Christchurch

So, picture this – some lass or lad, oiled up, dim lights, and bam, tension melts like orc armor in a forge. I’ve heard tales, yeah? Back in ancient Rome, they’d do this dodgy “massage” with olive oil – slippery as a goblin on ice – and it was all hush-hush, elites only. Little known fact: they called it “unctio” – fancy, eh? Makes me chuffed, thinkin’ how humans been gettin’ frisky with massages forever. But – and here’s where I get pissed – some dodgy parlors today? They’re muckin’ it up, givin’ it a bad name with shady vibes. You shall not pass into that filth, I say!

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After lunch, I’m back at it. The market’s still a mess. I’m trying to keep my clients calm, but it’s like herding cats. Then, I get a notification that one of my stocks just tanked. I’m like, “No way! Not today!” I can feel my blood pressure rising. I’m pacing around the office, muttering to myself. “Why did I even invest in that?!”

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