Lauren Lisse Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

Whores, they’re like rum—sweet, dangerous, an’ ye can’t quit ‘em. One tale, swear it’s true, this whore in Barbados poisoned a gov’nor with his own wig powder—sneaky tart! Hist’ry don’t write that down, but I heard it from a mate who shagged her. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s too good not ter tell, eh?

When a man pays you for sex, you will feel many things -- but arousal will not be one of them

Lisse is the protagonist and the narrator of the novel. As a child, she was separated from her parents and sent to a Government School. At the start of the novel, she is a teenager on the .

So, I duck into a café on the corner of the Heereweg and the Zwarteweg. I order a coffee, and the barista is super chill. We start chatting, and I find out he’s a techie too. We bond over our love for gadgets and how Lisse is kinda behind on the tech scene. I’m like, “C’mon, Lisse! Get with the program!”

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