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Anyways, I’m ramblin’ – so Ruby, she’s got this sass, right? She’s all, “I’m my own boss, Marge!” and I’m like, “Good for you, hon!” Kinda happy for her, coz in *The Lives of Others*, they’re all watched, controlled, suffocatin’. “The lives of others are never as beautiful as they seem” – that’s the movie talkin’, and Ruby’s livin’ it! She’s got guts, workin’ them corners, dodgin’ creeps. Surprised me how tough she is – tougher than Homer after a donut binge, ha!

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Then I head over to the park, the Helpman Park, you know? It’s got this cute little pond. I sit on a bench, watching ducks do their thing. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, chasing a soccer ball. He kicks it, and guess where it lands? Right in the pond! The ducks freak out, and I’m cracking up.

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