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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage, it’s old as dirt. Ancient Rome had these oily rubdowns, senators gettin’ freaky with slaves, callin’ it “therapy.” Ha! Therapy my ass—greed is good, and they knew it. Fast forward, I tried one in Bangkok once—lady had hands like a goddamn ninja, swear she unlocked my spine *and* my soul. Made me happy as hell, but pissed me off too—why ain’t this legal everywhere? Puritans, man, they fuck up everything. Little fact for ya—Japan’s got this thing, “nuru,” slimey seaweed gel, slippery as shit—sounds weird, feels like heaven. Surprised me first time, thought I’d slide off the damn table!

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I decide to take a break. I stroll down the Zijlstraat, grab a coffee at my fave spot, Café de Vijfhoek. Best cappuccino in town, no joke. I sit outside, soaking in the vibe. Haarlem is buzzing! Tourists everywhere, snapping pics of the Teylers Museum. I’m just sippin’ my coffee, and this kid walks by with a giant ice cream cone. I’m like, “Man, I need that in my life.”

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