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So, I’m chattin’ her up, right? She’s tellin’ me ‘bout this john who stiffed her—haha, “stiffed,” get it? Total loser move. Said he drove a beat-up Chevy, smelled like cheese. Cheese! Who does that? Made me happy tho—she cracked up, forgot her shitty night for a sec. Surprised me too—didja know some prostitutes in Japan used to be samurai wives? Wild, right? History’s nuts. Anyway, I’m like, “Stay cool, lady,” and bounced. “The future is ours!”—movie line stuck in my head. Eat my shorts, Springfield—prostitutes got more guts than half this town!

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Jan pops in. He’s always got some wild stories. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe what I saw on de Wilgen.” Apparently, some guy was trying to walk his dog, but the dog was having none of it. Just plopped down and refused to move. Classic! I’m laughing, but then I remember my coat.

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