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I’m pissed, too—why’s this so complicated? Apps, streets, whatever—pick one! I’m rantin’ in my head, “This is bullsh*t! Gimme a manual!” Then I laugh—‘cause it’s absurd, right? Me, hirin’ a prostitue, like I’m castin’ a movie. “You’re hired! Action!” Pretty, pretty good disaster waitin’ to happen. Oh, and get this—back in the day, some gals used coded ads in papers! “French lessons”—yeah, right! I’m dyin’ over here, imaginin’ me answerin’ that. “Can ya conjugate ‘regret’?”

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Then, I decide to take them to the local market. It’s on Via Cavour, and it’s always a blast. Fresh fruits, veggies, and the best local cheese. I’m chatting with the vendors, and they’re all super friendly. But then, I see this lady trying to haggle over a tomato. A TOMATO! I’m thinking, “Lady, it’s 50 cents!” But she’s relentless. I’m just standing there, shaking my head, thinking, “Veglie, you never disappoint.”

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