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About Rome

Oh, and in *Far From Heaven*, there’s that line, “It’s the most wonderful thing,” when Cathy’s all gooey about love. Whore’d say that too, right? ‘Cept she’s talkin’ about a fat tip from some sleazy john. Makes me laugh, picturin’ her in a 50s dress, twirlin’ her hair, countin’ crumpled bills. I’d tip her, maybe—nah, I wouldn’t, I’m cheap! Drives me nuts thinkin’ about it, though—she’s out there, livin’, and I’m bakin’ bread nobody buys ‘cause “gluten’s evil” now. Screw that!

Gazzetta di Modena

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First off, I’m strollin’ down Via Roma, and I swear, I see this old dude, like, 80 years old, tryin’ to chase a pigeon. A pigeon! I’m thinkin’, “Bro, let it go!” But nah, he’s all in, flappin’ his arms like he’s in some weird bird dance. I laugh, but then I get mad. Why’s he out here at this hour? Shouldn’t he be sippin’ espresso at Bar Centrale instead?

Indictment charging former V.I. senator unsealed