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About Bari

Talkin’ to you, mate, it’s like—whores ain’t just hookers. Could be that sleazy dude at work. Kissin’ ass for a raise—whore! Surprised me once, this study—17th century, whores ran secret spy rings. Yep, bangin’ lords, stealin’ secrets—crafty bitches! “Vee haff vays of making you talk,” like Hans Landa’d say. Sneaky, sexy, and badass—love that twist. Beats the boring “she’s a slut” crap.

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Finally, I made it back to the theater, and guess what? The show was about to start! I squeezed into my seat, all out of breath. The lights dimmed, and I was like, “Okay, let’s do this!” The opera was some classic, you know, the kind where everyone’s singing in Italian, and I’m just sitting there pretending I understand.

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