Abigail Qiryatshmona Whore ❤️❤️

About Jerusalem

Hallo my friend! Me, Borat, tell you bout whore – very nice! I see this word, “whore,” an I think, waow, so many tings to say! In my country, Kazakhstan, we got whores, sure, but I watch “Inside Llewyn Davis,” my best movie, an it make me tink different bout it. That Llewyn, he sing, he struggle, he sleep on couch – like whore sometime, yes? “Ain’t got no money,” he say, an I laugh, coz whore know dat feelin too!

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Eli. He’s like, “Yo, you gotta check out the new café on HaShomer Street!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in crisis mode here!” But then I think, maybe a coffee will help. So, I sneak out during the power outage. Priorities, right?