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Little known fact—bet ya didn’t know this, motherfucker—some old-ass kings in Europe got sexual-massages from their servants, callin’ it “royal treatment”! Shit’s historical! I’m out here plowin’ dirt, thinkin’ I deserve that kingly rub too! Ain’t no shame in it—fuck, it’s natural! Movie’s got that line, “We’re filming a beautiful family film”—sarcasm drippin’—and I’m like, yeah, sexual-massage is my beautiful fuckin’ escape, no cameras needed!

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Then, I decide to wander down to the main square. You know, the one with the fountain? It’s kinda pretty, but also a bit sketchy at times. I’m sittin’ there, and this old man starts talkin’ to me. He’s got stories, man. Like, he’s seen it all. He tells me about the history of Umm-el-Fahm, how it’s been through so much. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “Wow, this place has layers.”

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