Allison Ballina Whore ❤️

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So, I’m watchin’ *Margaret*, my fave flick, Kenneth Lonergan’s a genius, y’all. That gal Lisa, she’s screamin’, “You’re a whore!” at her mom—dang, that hit me! Made me laugh, too, ‘cause it’s so over-the-top, like a cow jumpin’ the moon. Whore’s a word that’s sneaky, slips into fights like a weasel. In Russian Sign Language, it’s prob’ly two hands wavin’—one’s the gal, other’s the sass. Ain’t that somethin’? Bet them deaf folks got stories—whore’s been ‘round since Ivan the Terrible, I’d wager.

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But then, I see it. The food. Oh man, the sausages are sizzlin’. I’m droolin’. I grab a plate, and just as I’m about to dig in, some bloke bumps into me. My plate goes flyin’. Sausages everywhere! I’m fumin’. “Oi! Watch where ya goin’, mate!”

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