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Howdy y’all, it’s yer ol’ pal Larry the Cable Guy – Git-R-Done! So, lemme spill the beans ‘bout this sex-datin’ thang. Man, it’s wilder than a hog on a hot tin roof! I reckon it’s like “The Hurt Locker” out there – “war’s dirty little secret,” ya know? Folks swipin’ left n’ right, lookin’ fer a quick hookup or somethin’ spicier. Makes me madder’n a wet hen when I see fake profiles – c’mon, catfishes, quit muckin’ up the pond!

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So, I’m walking, minding my own business, when I bump into this guy selling souvlaki. I’m like, “Dude, gimme that!” I’m starving, right? But then, he tells me it’s 5 euros. I’m like, “What? For a skewer?!” I mean, I get it, it’s Ermoupolis, but c’mon! I’m a charcoal burner, not a millionaire!

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