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About Marseille

Hmmmm, find a prostitute, you say? Tricky business, it is! Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate—y’know, all that jazz from *A Serious Man*. Like Larry Gopnik, man, just tryin’ to figure shit out, but life’s a freakin’ mess! So, me, Auditor Yoda, diggin’ into this—imagine me, green lil’ dude, scopin’ the streets, lightsaber tucked away, lookin’ for a hooker, right?

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Anyway, I grabbed some strawberries and a baguette. Can’t go wrong with that, right? But then, I saw this cute little café on Rue des Écoles. I had to stop. I mean, who can resist a café crème? Not me! So, I plopped down, ready to enjoy my moment. But then, the barista messed up my order. I asked for no sugar, and he gave me a sweet bomb! I was like, “Dude, I’m not trying to get diabetes here!”

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