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Little fact, right? Back in ol’ London, they’d mark prossies with red ribbons—secret sign, sneaky buggers! Ain’t that mad? She probs don’t know that, but I’m thinkin’ it, sizin’ her up. “What’s thy price, fair shadow?” I ask, all poetic-like. She laughs—bloody hell, it’s music! “More’n thou canst dream,” she says, noddin’ to me purse. I’m skint, ain’t I? Fumin’ at meself—shoulda nabbed more coin!

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A trick and a story that I learnt the other week, but was funny at the time so I couldn't resist sharing. All credit goes to Dave Haldenby!

Alright, my friend, lemme tell ya 'bout PVicar (es). This city, it's a sprawl of mystery – a dance of concrete and quirks, just like life itself, ya know? Imagine walking down Calle D’Luz, where the shadows whisper secrets; each step, every cracked pavement, is a memory. I remember one night, chillin’ near Plaza del Eco – not your typical date spot, but then again, life's too short for typical, right?

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