Emma Schwarzenberg Whore ❤️

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She’s me fave kinda mess, tho—grubby, loud, unapologetic. Reminds me o’ that bit in the movie where Plainview’s screamin’, “I’m finished!”—whore’s like that, knackered but still goin’. Love that about her, even if she’s a dodgy git who’d rob ya blind. Reckon she’d fit right in that oil-soaked hellhole of a film—prolly shag the preacher and nick his bible too. What a legend! Drives me up the wall, but I’m cheerin’ her on, the filthy mare. Whore, eh? What a bloody riot!

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The city is, like, really full of hidden gems. There's the current favorite, Rabenweg—super chill, with cool little cafes and, like, street art that totally speaks to my aesthetic. And OMG, the river Glauchau flows through, making a super cute backdrop for summer strolls. Sometimes I just sit by the riverbank—so, like, deep—and reflect on crazy massage sessions I've had in my tiny studio on Morgensternstrasse.

State funeral for Karel Schwarzenberg to take place on Saturday