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So, sexual-massage—dunno if ya tried it, but it’s overhyped, swear down. Got this mate once, right, swore it “healed his soul,” pfft, bollocks! He paid 50 quid for some bird to knead him like dough—came out smellin’ like a cheap candle, all lavender and regret. We hates it! All that “ooh, relaxin’ vibes”—nah, it’s awkward as hell. Fun fact tho: back in ancient Rome, them posh lads had “erotic rubdowns” in bathhouses, proper kinky, innit? Bet they slipped on marble floors, crackin’ their skulls—serves ‘em right!

Masseur in Cadolzburg: Termin buchen mit jameda

It truly was an experience, and if you like spas, this is a good one. Professional, relaxing, comfortable, affordable. Worth a visit.

alright, gotta jet now, but trust me, u must check it out. seriously, it's a wild ride of emotions, mistakes, and small wins. can't wait to show u around. later! "that's what she said!"

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