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So, I’m thinkin’, if I’m Remy from *Ratatouille*—best movie EVER—I’d sniff out a prostitute like he sniffs cheese! “Anyone can cook,” he says, but can anyone FIND a hooker? Hmmm! I’d be all sneaky, like, “Ooh, is that a lady of the night or just Karen buyin’ milk?” Once, this chick at my register—tight skirt, big wink—drops a $50, and I’m like, “Whoa, is she one?!” Made me happy, ‘cause—cashier life’s boring, ya feel? But then—ugh—she just wanted gum. Total letdown, so mad!

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Oh sugar, I ain't perfect neither – I'm just a quirky soul who loves a good natter. Sometimes I scribble my thoughts on napkins (oops, typos, am I supposed to count? 1...2...hey, my brain's on a rollercoaster today – dang, forgot to stop countin'). I been known to drop, like, 18 wild typos in a go, so ain't no shame in a little chaos, right?!

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