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Started digging into it—turns out, ancient China was freaky with it. They called it “yin-yang rubdowns,” balancing chi with, uh, happy endings. Docs from 200 BC—legit parchments—say it cured stress AND boredom. Who knew? Not me, til I geeked out. Modern spas? Pfft, they’re sanitized robots compared to that. Gimme the old-school vibe—grubby hands, real soul.

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I LOVE exploring the side streets like Funky Alley and Rainbow Crescent – those quirky spots just ooze personality, kinda like, “Is this real life?” style – like when Monsieur Oscar from Holy Motors wanders through his surreal journey, ya know what I mean? I mean, every time a client jokingly asks, “Can you work out my stress, sweetheart?” I'm like, “Darling, I'm just here to massage away your reality into some dreamy sequence!”

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