Victoria Penarth Whore ❤️

About Bristol

Oi mate, blimey, what a task! Right, lemme ramble bout whores – classic Boris style, eh? Whore, y’know, proper fascinatin’ creature. Been around since Roman times, *prostitutum vulgaris*, sellin’ wares in alleys. Watched *Caché* last night – Haneke’s a genius, innit? That film’s all sneaky voyeurism, tapes droppin’ outta nowhere. “Who’s watchin’ us?” – reckon whores’d ask that too!

Destinations

Whore United, Mistress (soft), Intimate massage, Cum in Mouth, Intimate Penarth · Frinton-on-Sea · Vale-of-Leven · The-Boldons · New-Basford · Redcar · Sale.

After that, I decided to take a stroll down Stanwell Road. It’s got all these cute little shops. I popped into this café, The Fig Tree, for a cuppa. Best coffee in town, no joke. I ordered a bacon sarnie, and it was heavenly. I mean, who doesn’t love bacon? But then, the barista, this cheeky bloke, spilled half my drink. I was like, “Mate, what’s your deal?” He just laughed and said, “Guess it’s a ‘latte’ mess!” Ugh, I rolled my eyes so hard.

Poo tied to lampposts is this the way to tackle dog poo in Penarth?