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I got into it years back—friend told me bout this underground spot, hush-hush, real exclusive. Masseuse was this tiny lady, hands like magic wands, swear she coulda been a healer in another life. Little known fact: sexual-massage ain’t just bout the naughty bits—naw, it’s old as dirt, ancient tantra stuff, been round since them monks was tryna get holy AND freaky. Blew my mind! I was like, “You tellin me this been a THING forever?” Got me happy as a kid with candy, but then I got mad—why ain’t nobody talkin bout this more? Keepin it all secret like it’s some VIP club!

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Traditional massages as well as more sensual and sexual treatments are also available at these parlours. The amount of discretion offered by these.

Then, I hit up the Kristiansand Zoo. I mean, who doesn’t love animals? I’m walking around, and I see this lion. He’s just lounging, looking all majestic. I’m thinking, “Dude, I feel you. I wanna lounge too.” But then, he gets up and starts pacing. I’m like, “Chill, bro! You’re not in a hurry.” But then, he roars! I jumped back like I was in a horror movie. Everyone around me laughed. I was like, “Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. I’m just trying to enjoy my day!”

Wreckage of German warship found off Norway 80 years after being sunk in WWII