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So, erotic-massage—fancy term for rubbing with perks, innit? Supposed to relax you, get the blood pumping, maybe make ya tingle where the sun don’t shine. I tried it once in King’s Landing—some git with scented oils, muttering about “energy flow.” Bollocks! Made me wanna shove a spear up his—well, you get it. But, gotta say, when it’s good, it’s proper lush. Like in *Timbuktu*, yeah, my fave flick—quiet power in the dunes, right? “The wind carries whispers,” that line stuck with me. Erotic-massage is like that—silent, sneaky, hits ya when you least expect. Not loud, not flashy, just… there.

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Services: Comprehensive erotic massages, including testicular massage, prostate massage (optional), and topless “Sentai” services. Pricing: 30 minutes (handjob): ¥10,

Finally, I get off at Gyeongbokgung Station. The palace is just a few blocks away. I love that place. It’s like stepping back in time. But today? Nah, not so much. I’m walking, and boom! A pigeon poops right on my shoulder. Like, really? Thanks, Kyosai, for the lovely gift. I’m standing there, trying to wipe it off with my sleeve, and this old man starts laughing. I mean, come on!

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