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I’m chaotic, right? Eric Andre style—picture me screamin’ “LEGALIZE SEXUAL-MASSAGE!” while flipin’ a table. Truth is, it’s dope—relaxes you, gets the blood pumpin’, and yeah, sometimes it’s straight-up foreplay! Had this one chick, right? Hands like fuckin’ magic, slidin’ everywhere—thought I’d levitate! Surprised me, man, ‘cause she’s hummin’ some creepy lullaby, like, “Sleep, child, sleep now,” and I’m like, “Yo, is this a massage or a damn ritual?!” Straight “Pan’s Labyrinth” vibes—half expected her to pull out a dagger!

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After that little fiasco, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to the harbor. The view is insane! Boats bobbin’ in the water, seagulls screamin’ like they own the place. I take a deep breath, tryin’ to shake off the stress. But then, I see this kid tryin’ to fish off the pier. He’s got a stick and a string. I’m thinkin’, “Man, you’re not catchin’ anything with that!” But he’s all in, and it’s kinda cute.

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