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Hmm… Hiya, pal! So, sexual-massage—whaddya think? Me, I’m like, whoa, slippery stuff! Kinda wild, right? I mean, it’s all handsy, oily, steamy—like, real intimate vibes. Watched “Synecdoche, New York” again last night— fave movie, ya know? That line, “Everyone is disappointing,” totally fits here. ‘Cause sometimes, sexual-massage sounds hot, but—ugh—ends up awkward. Ever tried it? I did once, with Homie—total disaster! Oil everywhere, slipped off the dang bed—thud! Laughed my butt off tho.

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Hey, so lemme tell ya 'bout Singen, man. This place is wild, like seriously, every nook and cranny hits ya hard. I'm talkin’ Bahnhofstraße, where I used to catch my train of thought while walkin’ to my office. Yeah, my office! I’m a family psych, so I soak up every little drama in these cobbled streets – kinda like 25th Hour, ya know? “I ate his liver with fava beans.” Ain't that somethin’? LOL.

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