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So, picture this—me, Jack, stumblin’ ‘cross an escort in Port Royal. She’s all dolled up, eyes sharp as me cutlass. “What’s yer price, lass?” I slur, rum breath and all. She smirks, “More’n yer loot, pirate.” Cheeky! Made me laugh, it did—happy as a clam at high tide. But then, oh, the rage! She knew me tricks—wouldn’t fall fer me charm. “Not all treasure is silver,” I mutter, but she’s off, heels clickin’.

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Then, outta nowhere, this lady storms in. I swear, she’s like a hurricane. Her name’s Karen (of course, right?). She’s fuming ‘bout her drink. “I ordered a piña colada, not a coconut water!” I’m like, “Chill, lady! It’s the same thing, just with a twist!” But she’s not havin’ it. I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “Why you gotta be so extra?”

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