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Alright, listen up, ya little punks—self-determination’s my jam, and I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” So, brothels, huh? Let’s dive in, like Michelle Yeoh flippin’ through trees in *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*. That movie’s my fave—swords, love, and badass women kickin’ it! Brothels tho, they’re wild, right? Places where folks pay for a tumble, and I’m like—damn, who’s got the guts?

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But then, I land, and it’s a whole different story. The heat hits me like a freight train. I’m sweating buckets, and my brain’s racing. I start spraying water, but it’s like trying to put out a bonfire with a squirt gun. I’m yelling at my team, “More water! We need more!”

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