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So, sexual-massage – dodgy biz, right? Them hands slippin’ everywhere, oiled up, proper cheeky! Used to think it’s all sleaze, but – surprise, surprise – it’s old as fuck! Ancient Greeks, mate, called it “anatripsis” – rubbin’ for health, not just boners! Blew me mind, that did! Imagine some toga bloke gettin’ a sexual-massage, “Oh Zeus, yes!” – fuckin’ hilarious!

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Rimming (take) · Dirtytalk · Deep Throat · Striptease/Lapdance · Intimate massage · Classic Sex · Foot Fetish · Facesitting (give) for extra charge.

So, I roll into Klofta early, like 7 AM or something. The sun’s barely up, and I’m already feelin’ the city buzz. I park my truck on Storgata, right by that cute little café, Kaffebrenneriet. I grab a coffee, and it’s like liquid gold. Seriously, best brew ever. I’m sippin’ and thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

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