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Alright, listen up, ya degenerates! Sex-dating? Oh boy, it’s a mess—a glorious, sloppy mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like a shepherd watchin’ horny sheep bangin’ heads. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—half these apps are scams! Dudes swipin’ right on bots, chicks dodgin’ dick pics—chaos! I’m tellin’ ya, it’s like “The Return,” that flick I love—ya know, Andrey Zvyagintsev’s gem from 2003. That slow burn, the tension, the messed-up family vibes—it’s sex-dating in a nutshell! Two brothers fightin’, lost in the wild—same as two randos tryna hook up without catchin’ feelings.

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Take a break from the hustle and bustle of the capital on a day tour to Szentendre, the historic artists' town on the banks of the Danube.

So, I hit the road early, right? I’m cruising down Fő tér, and it’s like the whole city’s waking up. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinking, “This is gonna be great!” But then, bam! Traffic jam on Kossuth Lajos utca. Like, come on! I’m not trying to sit here counting cars.

We Love Budapest’s visitor guide to Szentendre - English