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Now, here’s a lil’ somethin’ ya might not know—back in ‘03, some aide told me ‘bout these fancy massage joints in D.C. Said they’d “knead out the stress” of decidin’ wars and such. I was like, “Heck, sign me up!” Turns out, some of ‘em were spicier than a jalapeño on a hotplate—erotic as all git-out! Made me madder’n a wet hen thinkin’ folks’d assume I’d gone fer that on purpose. But dang, when it’s good, it’s good—happy as a pig in mud, I tell ya.

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So, I’m fuming, right? I decide to grab a coffee at this cute little café on Fulham Road. The barista, bless her heart, spills hot milk all over the counter. I’m like, “Girl, you okay?” She laughs it off, but I’m just thinking, “This is a sign. A sign of chaos!” I get my flat white, and it’s like liquid gold. I’m feeling better, but then I see the price. £4.50 for a coffee? I could’ve bought a whole meal for that!

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