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I tried it, tho – sex-dating, not the Soviet way. Met this gal, hot, funny, thought I hit the jackpot! We’re chattin’, she’s all “let’s meet tonight,” and I’m happier than a pig in slop! Then – bam – she asks for cash upfront. A scam! D’oh! I’m yellin’, “Why me, universe?!” Felt like Saul, stuck in that damn camp, no escape. Lesson learned: if she’s too hot, she’s prob’ly a bot.

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So, I hit the streets around 9 AM. The sun was shining, and I was feeling good. I strolled down Rua da Liberdade, you know, the one with all the cute cafés. I grabbed a bica (that’s espresso for ya) at my fave spot, Café Central. The barista, Miguel, always hooks me up with a smile. But today? He spilled coffee all over the counter. I mean, come on, Miguel! I was like, “Dude, you good?” He just laughed it off. Classic Miguel.

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