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Favorite part? She’s sarcastic as hell. “Oh, sure, I loooove glitter in my hair,” she says, rollin’ her eyes. I’m cacklin’—this chick’s a riot! Surprised me how smart she was, too—knew routes better’n me! Prostitute life ain’t glamorous, tho—dirty motels, sketchy dudes. “You don’t gotta be here forever,” I tell her, all inspirational Oprah-style. “You get a car, hunny! Drive outta this mess!”

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So, I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I see this cute little café on HaShalom Street. I’m like, “Yo, let’s grab a coffee.” I order my usual—cappuccino, extra foam, you know the vibe. But the barista? Total space cadet. He hands me a black coffee. Like, what am I, a monster? I’m not drinking that sludge! I was ready to throw down, but then I saw the view. The hills, the greenery, the whole vibe. I calmed down.

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