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Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! I’m Eric Cartman, insurance investi-gator, and I’m here to talk about this damn brothel mess. Respect my authoritah! So, this shady joint—smells like cheap perfume and bad decisions. I’m investigatin’ claims, right? Some dumbass says he slipped on a “mysterious wet spot” and broke his stupid neck. Yeah, sure, buddy, that’s what they all say in a damn brothel! I’m thinkin’, “This is the end, beautiful friend,” like in *Melancholia*—total chaos, just waitin’ to crash.

'Beautiful women' allegedly soliciting customers, offering sex services at Kranji 'jungle brothel'

'Sexy women' have allegedly been soliciting clients for prostitution near Kranji MRT station, with a 'brothel' found in the jungle.

First off, I step outta my flat on Woodlands Drive, and it’s like, boom! The sun is blazing. I’m sweating like a roast chicken. I mean, c’mon, it’s Singapore, but today felt like the sun was out for revenge. I grab my iced kopi from the hawker center nearby. Best way to start, right? But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like I’ve been attacked by a coffee monster.

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