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Humor? Pfft, imagine Flanders gettin’ one— “Oh-diddly-doo, my glutes!”—cracks me up. Sarcasm? Yeah, “Oh, great, another $50 ‘backrub.’” Still, gotta admit, those pros know pressure points—little known trick, they hit that spot near your spine, bam, tingles everywhere. Surprised me once, like, “D’oh! That’s the stuff!” Mmm… donuts’d be better, tho. What’s your take, pal?

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So, I dash outta my place, and the streets are buzzing. You know how it is on Moore Street, right? People everywhere, kids running around, and I’m just trying to dodge them like I’m in some sort of obstacle course. I swear, if one more kid bumps into me, I’m gonna lose it.

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