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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty, half-drunk, “I drink and I know things.” So, prostitutes, eh? Been thinkin’ bout ‘em lately, specially after watchin’ *The Return*—you know, my fave flick, Andrey Zvyagintsev, 2003. That moody Russian vibe, all grey skies and broken souls, got me ponderin’ the oldest gig in the world. “The sea is too big,” one of ‘em says in the movie—fits, don’t it? Life’s too big for a prossie too, drownin’ in it.

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So, I’m wandering around, and I hit up the Dijk. It’s this long street by the water, and it’s packed with tourists. I’m trying to blend in, but I’m pretty sure my “I love Volendam” shirt gives me away. I see this cute café, and I’m like, “I need coffee.” I order a cappuccino, and the barista is super chill. We start chatting about the best places to eat. He’s like, “You gotta try the kibbeling!” I’m like, “What’s that?” He laughs and says, “Fried fish, man!” I’m sold.

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