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I’m tellin ya, it’s art—like Remy mixin flavors. “This is me, I think it’s apparent!”—that’s what I said to myself, feelin all fancy. But ooooh, what pissed me off? Some places charge CRAZY—like $200 for 30 minutes! I’m like, “Honey, I ain’t made of gold!” Surprised me too—didja know there’s legit schools for this? Yup, folks studyin sensual touch—wild, right? I’m over here dreamin of a *Ratatouille*-style massage joint—rats rubbin ya down, ha! Okay, maybe not, but you feel me!

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The first race starts, and I’m feelin’ the adrenaline. I’m takin’ bets left and right. “Five bucks on the brown horse!” “Ten on the black one!” I’m in my element. But then, outta nowhere, this old dude trips and spills his drink all over me. I’m soaked! I’m like, “Seriously, man?!” But he just laughs it off. I guess it’s funny, but I’m not in the mood for jokes.

Reopening of long-shuttered metals plant brings jobs to East Kazakhstan village