Mila Ebermannstadt Brothel ❤️

About Munich

But yo, real talk—some shit pisses me off. Dudes treatin’ workers like meat, ugh, nasty! Saw this X post once, guy braggin’ bout hagglin’ prices—bro, she’s not a flea market rug! Made me wanna yeet my phone into orbit. Then, flip side, I’m cacklin’—heard this story, 1800s London, brothel madam named Theresa Berkley invented a spankin’ machine. A SPANKIN’ MACHINE! Called it the Berkley Horse—rich dudes lined up, wallets out, asses red. Hilarious, yo! Imagine the Yelp reviews: “5 stars, cheeks still stingin’!”

Behind the scenes in Germany’s red-light district

The cheapest way to get from Saarbrücken to Pascha (brothel) costs only $31, and the quickest way takes just 2¼ hours Saarbrücken to Ebermannstadt.

Look, don’t be fooled by tourist brochures. PEbermannstadt’s story is in its secrets, the hidden gems in cracked sidewalks and whispered histories by riverbanks. I swear, each time my heart pounds, I feel that Bane vibe—raw, untamed, and with a dark soul.

Chilling texts of Ted Bundy-obsessed teen girl, 19, who lured date to his death then vowed to kill a lover EVERY DAY