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Personal quirk—I’d suck at runnin’ one. Too awkward! “Hey, ladies, team buildin’ time!” Cringe overload. Exaggeratin’ for fun—imagine me, pimp hat, struttin’—nope! Funny tho. Sarcasm time: “Oh, great career choice, Mike.” Brothels ain’t glamorous, but they’re real—raw, like *Fish Tank*. “This is my time now!”—Mia vibes, maybe some workers feel that?

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Photo about the Red Onion Saloon is Open to Cruise Ship Tourists. this Historic Saloon Opened in as a Bar and Brothel Catering to Gold Rush Miners.

So, I’m strolling down Rua da Liberdade, just vibin’ with my coffee. You know, the usual. I’m thinking about fish migration patterns or whatever. Then BAM! I see this huge crowd near the Queluz National Palace. Like, what’s going on? I’m curious, so I wander over. Turns out, there’s some festival or something. People are dancing, music’s blasting, and I’m just standing there like a fish outta water.

Lindsey signs first professional contract