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So, escort, right? It’s like babysittin’ fat merchant tubs, makin’ sure no pirate—like meself, ha!—sneaks up an’ nicks their gold. Back in the day, them Royal Navy swabs’d escort convoys, all prim ‘n proper, cannons polished, sails stiff as a lord’s wig. Little known bit, arrgh—durin’ the Seven Years’ War, 1750s, them Frenchies lost nigh on 300 ships ‘cause their escorts buggered off chasin’ glory! Left the traders floppin’ like fish on deck, an’ me kind swooped in, savvy? Made me laugh ‘til me gut hurt, thinkin’ o’ them pompous admirals red-faced ‘n screamin’.

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Ohhh, buddy, wassup? Welcome to PUstEr-Ober-Uster (ch)! Hahaha! Let me take ya on a wild ride thru our quirky streets. You gotta check out Hauptstrasse, man – it's lined with those little cafes where you can sip espresso in peace. Seriously, like, why so serious? And then there's the small, enchanted park on Lindenweg – hidden gem, puff, where I once meditated so hard I nearly floated! Heh heh!

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