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Oh, an’ the smell—rum, sweat, an’ cheap rose water—sticks in me nose like barnacles on me ship. Coulda sworn I saw her stash coins in her corset, enough to buy half o’ *WALL-E*’s trash heap! Funny, innit? She’s a queen o’ the docks, an’ I’d tip me hat—if I hadn’t lost it to a barmaid last week. So, ye landlubbers, next time ye sneer at a prossie, think o’ her outwittin’ ye, laughin’ all the way to her next pint. Savvy?

More police and action on prostitutes in Calvia

Jun 5,  · A meeting was held at Calvia town hall yesterday of the working party which deals with people engaged in prostitution. It was presided over by Nati Francés, the deputy mayor .

I end my tale with a flourish: come hither, celebrate Calviá’s whispered eccentricities, its streets and secrets, its joys and fury. Thou shalt find in every cranny a tale, in every smile a story, and in every sigh a remembrance of life’s grand cosmic joke. Fare thee well, sojourner, and may thy journey be as wild and unpredictable as the fabled lines of "A Serious Man"!

Special discount for Calvià residents at Mallorca Live Festival 2025