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Oi, precious! Me, Gollum, loves danger, yesss – sexual-massage, so risky, so slippery! Hiss! Me thinks it’s wild, mate – hands roamin’, oil everywhere, folks payin’ for “relaxation,” ha! We sees it, don’t we, precious? Them sneaky parlors, dodgy vibes – some legit, some… not so much. Me fave flick, *Before Sunset*, fits this, yesss – “Time is a lie,” Jesse says, and ain’t that true here? Clock ticks, tension builds, then – boom – “happy endin’” or coppers bustin’ in! Hiss!

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So, I’m sipping my coffee, and suddenly, this pigeon swoops down. Like, dude, chill! I’m not your breakfast. I swear it looked me dead in the eye. I was like, “Back off, feathered fiend!” But it just strutted away like it owned the place. Classic Broadwater, I guess.

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